App Description

Insult your friends! Insult your friend’s friends. The Bard doesn’t care who he insults. Yeah, we know there are a few Shakespeare insulter apps out there, but ours has a twist: If you aren’t a cockered, beef-witted, codpiece, you should be able to figure out how to make the Bard translate his insolent commentary into useable English (think thunking twice).

KEY FEATURES AND BENEFITS:
-Self esteem lowering app for either you or someone you scorn.
-Translates into unadorned English, for those of you that don’t speak the Bard’s tongue.
-Send your rudeness to a friend. Make their day!
-Shake for more disrespect.
- Millions of unique insults.

iPhone Screenshots

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Bard You screenshot 1 Bard You screenshot 2 Bard You screenshot 3 Bard You screenshot 4

App Changes

  • April 24, 2014 Price decrease: $0.99 -> FREE!
  • April 25, 2014 Price increase: FREE! -> $0.99

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