App Description
As seen on the App Store!
"I don't trust anyone who has less than 20,000 followers on Instagram" -Gandhi
"I knew I had finally found my purpose in life when I got verified on Twitter" -Martin Luther King, Jr.
"When I get likes on my profile pictures, I experience a true sense of belonging in this world." -Emma Watson
It can be reasonably inferred that these great men and women would have expressed such sentiments if they were still alive today.
You, too, can now experience such rewarding social validation, with Notified - Instant Validation™!
Ever post a status, only to have it be cast by the wayside, garnering little to no likes?
Wish people cared more about you and your online profile?
Do you pray to God every time you feel your pocket vibrate, hoping that someone finally liked one of your photos?
Well, kiss those awful days goodbye!
Notified - Instant Validation™ gives you the full experience of social and emotional validation, without all the messiness of real human interaction.
Subscribe to Notified - Instant Validation™ notifications to receive scientifically timed bursts of social affirmation and positivity. In need of a quick fix? Use Notified - Instant Validation's™ "Instant Gratifications®" to immediately send yourself a rewarding notification that acknowledges your struggle in this world and finally gives you a real sense of purpose in this vapid, fleeting existence.
If you ever find yourself in the awkward and extremely uncomfortable situation of being physically near others, you can use Notified - Instant Validation™ to quickly bring the conversation back to topics you are comfortable with, like social media or yourself. "Instant Gratification®" notifications appear on the lock screen, and are specifically timed with a 5 second delay so you can easily exude the confidence and appearance of someone with a real social network.
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App Changes
- March 25, 2016 Initial release
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