Trump's Wall: Build it Huuuge may have taken off on the App Store, but it's not the first game which takes the Republican candidate's wall-building plans and turns it into a game.

It's also perhaps a little too obvious a game to make - particularly when the man himself has so many other quotes you could parody.

Consider these games we'd like to see based on some of the other outlandish things Mr Trump has said.

"I'm very rich."

This would work in a similar manner to AdVenture Capitalist, only with Trump Towers, Trump Steaks, and all that other nonsense the man has attached his name to.

You'll have to file for bankruptcy constantly, but don't worry - you can just start over with an enhanced ego to give bonus multiplier to your Supposed Wealth score.

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me."

What the App Store is missing is quality dating sims. How about one where you flirt with a delusional billionaire who might end up being your boss?

You don't have to actually flirt with him though - just act like a normal human and you'll win the game. After all, you were probably just unconsciously flirting with him.

"You can never be too greedy."

Trump.io, anyone? You start life as one of his tiny hands, desperately grabbing at the money floating around on the board.

Your hand eventually grows larger, finally evolving into his massive head. Instead of boosting, you just yell belligerent nonsense at your enemies to scare them off.

"My IQ is one of the highest."

Remember Stupid Test? Now imagine it with questions just for Trump!

Try not to trip up on easy questions like the date of one of the biggest terrorist attacks ever carried out, and get it confused with convenience store chains!

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