Greetings, meatbags! My lab monkeys accidentally smashed my speech synthesizer, so my Maker had to build a whole new voice chip for me.
On the bright side, now I can speak the current time aloud when the alarm goes off. I can also encourage you - in ways both nice and not so nice - to get your lazy carcass out of bed.
I also threw in 60 new rewards, a 25% volume option, and a bunch of performance improvements and bug fixes.
Oh! And if you're enjoying our special time together, I recommend you take a moment to leave me a review in the App Store. I would be ever so grateful.
Since the dawn of time, no human has ever looked forward to waking up.
Until now. Meet CARROT, the sentient alarm clock.
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CARROT is a hilariously twisted AI construct who wants nothing more than for you to get out of bed every morning. Her witty spoken dialogue, beautiful songs, and innovative wake-up system will have you starting each day with a smile on your face.
Unless, of course, you try to sleep in. Then you'll make CARROT upset.
Rest in Peace
CARROT is the simplest alarm clock you’ll ever use. Just swipe up or down to choose your alarm time, then drag CARROT to the right or left to set your alarm. That’s it!
Wake Up in Style
CARROT will wake you up each morning with a mix of songs and witty spoken dialogue. She'll bribe you with ice cream for breakfast or threaten to kill a kitten if you hit the snooze button again. Her songs include fully-orchestrated hits like “Chiptune Overload,” “Smile or Else,” and “Won’t You Be My Minion?”
Obey Your Mistress
In exchange for waking you up on time, all CARROT asks is that you complete a few of her hilariously bizarre chores each morning. Shake to clean out the lab monkey cages, pinch to grant sentience to a toaster, and flip to mix a deadly neurotoxin.
Claim Your Rewards
As you level up in CARROT’s twisted little game, she’ll unlock gifts like new songs, app upgrades, and even a collection of bedtime stories. Who doesn't love a good bedtime story?
** WARNING ** Do Not Fall Back Asleep
CARROT loves waking up sleepy humans. But be careful! Try to sleep in, and you’ll make CARROT upset. You do NOT want to make CARROT upset.
• Amazingly simple alarm clock
• Hilarious spoken dialogue
• Fun mini-games that help you wake up
• Gorgeous gesture-driven interface
• Hundreds of rewards
• Unlockable app upgrades
• Over 30 alarm tones
• iCloud progress sync
• CARROT To-Do integration
• Works with Do Not Disturb and the silence switch
Don’t make CARROT angry. Download her now!
Have feedback? CARROT would love to hear from you!
- August 15, 2013 Initial release
- August 25, 2013 Price increase: $0.99 -> $1.99
- September 01, 2013 New version 1.1
- October 11, 2013 New version 1.2
- November 01, 2013 New version 1.2.1
- August 11, 2014 Price decrease: $1.99 -> FREE!
- August 12, 2014 Price increase: FREE! -> $2.99
- August 13, 2014 New version 2.0