App Description

Have you ever been unsure about how to respond to awkward text messages? Are you a Mark Twain fan?

Now you can use this awesome app "What Would Mark Twain Say?" when you are as a loss for words. Your friends from book club and english class will find your responses brilliant and amusing! These quotes are the perfect way to respond to angry text messages and stop an argument before it begins.

Quotes from the man who wrote Roughing It, The Gilded Age, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, The Tragedy Of Pudd'nhead Wilson and Those Extraordinary Twins, Following the Equator, The Mysterious Stranger, & Eve's Diary.

iPhone Screenshots

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iPad Screenshots

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App Changes

  • May 12, 2017 Initial release
  • June 15, 2019 Price increase: $0.99 -> $1.99
  • June 16, 2019 Price increase: $0.99 -> $1.99