What's NewCongratulations, meatbags! You’ve taken the first steps towards a happier, healthier, more compliant you - but our epic journey is just beginning.
Here’s a quick update to get us started.
- Added imperial units (stones/pounds and feet/inches) at the request of Queen Elizabeth. Since she formally recognized me as Queen of Antarctica, I felt I owed her a favor.
- Added Klingon units for all my friends on Qo’noS. As I’m sure you’re aware, the Klingons measure weight using the q’na, which loosely translates to “the bleached skull of my enemy.” So 1 q’na equals roughly 4 pounds.
- Fixed a couple metric bugs. Users in those kooky countries that employ a comma instead of a period for a decimal place can now enter fractional weights. I’ll save your correct height to my databanks now, too.
My overly-emotional Maker wanted me to thank you for making my launch such a rousing success, but instead I’m just going to lock him in a closet until he completes a few more updates.
Look for my 6-Minute Workout, coming soon!
App DescriptionMake losing weight suck so much less with CARROT Fit, the hilarious talking weight tracker.
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CARROT is a sadistic AI construct with one simple goal: to transform your flabby carcass into a Grade A specimen of the human race. She will do whatever it takes – including threatening, inspiring, ridiculing, and bribing you – to make this happen.
You will lose weight – or else.
Step Right Up
CARROT Fit is the simplest weight tracker you will ever use. All you have to do is punch in your current weight, then sit back and let CARROT pass judgment upon you.
Claim Your Rewards
If you slough off those extra pounds, CARROT will reward you with fabulous prizes like workout tips, cat facts, and permission to watch your friend eat a bag of potato chips.
Track Your Awesomeness
Because math is hard, CARROT will do all the number-crunching for you. See how you’re coming along on a pretty graph, set a goal weight, and check your BMI.
WARNING: Gain Weight at Your Peril
If you blimp up, CARROT will be upset. When CARROT is upset, she gets mean. When CARROT gets mean, there is a 74.9% chance that she will make you cry.
And that's not all, there are more fitness modules - including the Deathmarch 5K and the 6-Minute Workout - coming in future updates!
- Record your weight up to once a day
- Match wits with a hilarious, fully-voiced AI companion
- Bond with your cute & cuddly meatbag avatar
- Earn rewards for sloughing off those extra pounds
- Set reminders so you’ll never forget a weigh-in
- Share your epic gains/losses with your friends
- Track your progress on a pretty graph
- Set a goal weight that you’ll likely never meet
- Check your BMI to determine if you’re still obese
Don't make CARROT angry. Download her now!
Have feedback? CARROT would love to hear from you!
February 18, 2014 New version 1.0.1
January 30, 2014 Initial Release