App Description

Virtual Stapler is the world's most realistic stapler simulator!

Thrill to the sights and sounds of stapling!
Unlock all 10 amazing staplers... from the ferocious Tyrannostapler Rex to the mythic and legendary Red Swingline!

* 100% accurate and authentic stapler sounds and animations
* Unlock all 10 staplers, with new staplers added regularly
* Every virtual staple is counted in real-time on
* Hours of wholesome fun... the cure to ultra-hard games is here!

Beginning with only Ronnie McBrokenstaples, you'll progress through a fabulous array of ultra-realistic staplers from around the world... each fully operational and authentic. Beat our stapling challenges to unlock new and exciting stapling action!

This app is Milton Approved!

Now with unlimited virtual staples!

Visit to watch all your virtual staples counted in REAL TIME.. we catch every staple and store it forever in our secure facility.

(Even if it's unaware to you as of yet.)

iPhone Screenshots

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App Changes

  • August 05, 2014 Initial release

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