What's New

- Fixed a bug which would Freeze the app after playing for a bit
- New ICON!
- Now even more Mustard :O

App Description

Don't you hate it when you go to a hotdog stand, and somehow you get Mustard on your feet? Well, it happens, so deal with it.

This time, the hotdog vendor is the one to get Mustard on his feet! But whatever you do:
Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him don't tell him don't tell him don't tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him don't tell him don't tell him don't tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him don't tell him don't tell him don't tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him don't tell him don't tell him don't tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him don't tell him don't tell him don't tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him don't tell him don't tell him don't tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. You ain't even. You ain't even. You ain't even gotta tell him don't tell him don't tell him don't tell him.

The game is simple:
1) Hotdog vendor spills mustard on his feet.
2) A gaggle of good Samaritans pass by, and notice that the vendor has mustard on his feet.
3) It is your job to tell the good Samaritans to not tell him, otherwise, the vendor is going to be too embarrassed to work anymore, quit his job, and become a hobo.

- Tap the left button if the good Samaritan comes from the left.
- Tap the right button if the good Samaritan comes from the right.
- Don't tell him.
- Compete with friends for the high score and become KING MUSTARD.
- You ain't even gotta tell him.

Thanks to Tury Beats for providing the beat: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBzhfDoZ0MKIWqmFH2rGbOw
and Ryan Higa for some video footage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSAUGyc_xA8uYzaIVG6MESQ

iPhone Screenshots

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iPad Screenshots

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Mustard on MY FEET (don't tell em) screenshot 5 Mustard on MY FEET (don't tell em) screenshot 6 Mustard on MY FEET (don't tell em) screenshot 7 Mustard on MY FEET (don't tell em) screenshot 8

App Changes

  • November 16, 2014 Initial release
  • November 21, 2014 New version 1.1