App DescriptionOMG! ALL FLAPPY GAMES IN ONE!
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girlsâ€¦ Flappy has become a phenomenon. Stores of the world are full of poor quality, substandard, ad full, tasteless and honestly crappy versions of the epic flappy bird game.
We couldnâ€™t take this, so here is what we didâ€¦
We went to the nuclear physics department of the University of Waterpoo in Canada, to find out the actual, accurate physics and psychology behind the epic flappy bird game. It took the professors time, frustration, anger, denial, depression, anxiety and countless heartfelt losses of the virtual flappy bird. A few quit their jobs, while some, just plainly gave upâ€¦
With some powerfully motivation from our boss (who is also an ex-marine) and lots of dark coffee - a eureka moment happened to an unsuspecting, painfully shy, teaching assistant (sorry jess ;)). Jess, had cracked the code. She had come up with a formula that showed the connection of the bird with the core animal part of the human brain. We wonâ€™t indulge you into the nerdy details, but, the results were astoundingâ€¦
We gave the game to lots of testers and they are still playing the game (it has been over two weeks, 3 days and 10 hrs). The result is very addicting, so, we warn you - only download this game if you have a strong mind or a mom that likes keeping you in check.
To end the craziness of the crappy flappy game knockoffs, we have added all kinds of flappy games in this One Single App. Every game has a twist that offers you a different type of addiction.
Have a good lifeâ€¦ itâ€™s cold hereâ€¦bye.
-Dr. Molar Lipkiss
(It ain't about how hard you're hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.)
November 30, -0001 Initial Release