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inXile brings the cult classic RPG (from 2004, not 1985) to iOS. Let the rejoicing begin.
What's NewNative iOS gamepad support - requires iOS 7.0+ and extended gamepad (model equipped with dual analog sticks)
App Description80% OFF!!! On sale at a price so low, even Crazy Thorvald thinks it's crazy! Get it before we come to our senses!
ā ā ā ā #1 RPG in 75 countries, including USA, UK, Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Russia, Japan, and China! ā ā ā ā
ā Sync your saved games between iOS and Mac! ā
ā Includes classic games trilogy! ā
They said it couldnāt be doneā¦ a full-scale massive 3D epic role-playing game on iOS! See why itās the BIGGEST iOS game ever made!
āThe Bardās Tale is easily the funniest game Iāve ever played, and Iāve played all the funny games out there.ā ā IGN
You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join your quest for coin and cleavage!
āReady your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bardās Taleā ā Game Chronicles
Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure, featuring:
ā¢ 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
ā¢ A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
ā¢ A full cast of bizarre NPCās
ā¢ Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
ā¢ 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
ā¢ Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
ā¢ More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
ā¢ Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
But wait! Thatās not all! Enjoy these great new additions in the iOS version:
ā¢ Leaderboardsāfor accumulated Silver and Experience!
ā¢ Achievementsāover 50 spread throughout the game!
ā¢ Autosaveāoption to save automatically when you near a save-book in game.
ā¢ iCloud Savesāoption to save to iCloud, enables sharing saves across your iOS devices.
ā¢ Time-Saversāoptional in-app purchases are available to pump up your Bard and save you time! (Note: All such items are attainable through normal game-play, with time and persistence, just as in the original console release.)
ā¢ Classics Gamesāincludes original classic games The Bardās Tale 1, 2 & 3.
ā¢ Supports 60beatĀ® GamePad.
Universal App with Adaptive Rendering:
For a single low price, play on all your compatible* devices! The Bardās Tale takes full advantage of your hardware to maximize your experience--including HD resolution and 60Hz video refresh on capable devices.** iOS adaptation by Square One Games.
ā¢ iPad4: 2048x1536 + enhanced rendering**
ā¢ iPad3: 1536x1152 + enhanced rendering**
ā¢ iPad2/Mini: 1024x768 + enhanced rendering**
ā¢ iPhone5/iPod Touch 5G: 1136x640 + enhanced rendering**
ā¢ iPhone4S: 960x640 + enhanced rendering**
ā¢ iPad: 512x384
ā¢ iPhone*: 480x320
ā¢ iPhone*/ iPod Touch*: 480x320
āThis game is satire in its sharpest formā ā Cheat Code Central
Play The Bardās Tale today!
* Compatible with iOS 4.0 and higher on iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPod Touch 3rd generation, iPod Touch 4th generation, iPad, and iPad2&3.
** HD on iPhone 4S/5, iPad2,Mini,3&4, iPod Touch 5G. Enhanced rendering includes: environment mapping, dynamic water surfaces, full shadow cast, and 60Hz display-refresh (with in-game āBattery Savingsā option turned off).
We are committed to improvement. Please send support requests through The Bardās Tale Support link below.
IT IS HUGE!
Please note: Installation over Wi-Fi can temporarily require as much as 3.4GB of free space on your device.
December 10, 2013 New version 1.7.4
November 08, 2013 New version 1.7.3
October 05, 2013 New version 1.7.2
June 26, 2013 Price Decrease: $2.99 -> $0.99
May 16, 2013 New version 1.7.1
November 30, -0001 Initial Release