What's New

Our friends have discovered even more dumb ways to die in three new mini-games!



WASP TOSS – Dopey Doofus is playing with a wasp nest.  Don’t let it hit the ground!

ROCKY RUN – It’s a beautiful day for a ride in the forest, but obstacles can ruin this lovely outing for Botch and his moose!

FOOD FRIGHT – Choose the right food item or suffer messy consequences!



Build-A-Bean:  More options to customize your Dumb Ways character for use in-game and with iMessage.

More iMessage Stickers:  Your favourite dim-witted friends are here for you to collect.



We’ll be back soon with new Dumb Ways – thanks for playing!

App Description

You've seen the video - now the lives of those charmingly dumb characters are in your hands.

Enjoy 35 hilarious mini-games as you attempt to collect all the charmingly dumb characters for your train station, achieve high scores and unlock the famous music video that started it all.

Download the FREE game now to enjoy the new fun and remember, be safe around trains. A message from Metro.

GAMEPLAY
- Why is his hair on fire? Who cares, just RUN!
- Quickly wipe your screen free of puke
- Balance that wobbling glue eater
- Flick the piranhas out of range of those precious private parts
- Swat wasps before it's too late
- Best not invite that psycho killer inside
- Carefully remove forks from toasters
- Help self-taught pilots
- Get back from the edge of the platform you fools
- Have patience at level crossings
- No crossing the tracks! Not even for balloons!
- And who knew rattlesnakes were so picky about mustard?
- Doing your own electrical work? Choose the wires carefully
- Mind the gap! Board the train safely
- Space is no fun without a helmet. Put it on now!
- Stop the clothes dryer. It’s a terrible hiding place!
- Scratched the drug dealer’s ride, now avoid his bat
- Taking expired medicine is not recommended
- Stitch it up before bleeding out!
- Perform a daring rescue from a burning building
- Drag appliances back on the shelf to prevent accidents
- Remember to stop at level crossings
- Everyone loves bacon! Even rattlesnakes!
- Rotate the wires to complete the circuit
- Only cross at pedestrian crossings
- Remember the sequence for a fireworks show
- Swipe to avoid a prickly crash
- Sprung a leak? Sprint to the shore!
- Tap to tip toe to the ice cream
- Keep the wasp nest from hitting the ground
- Avoid eating rotten food
- Leap over forest obstacles

PLUS
- Perfect your dumb-death prevention skills to unlock the full set of characters for your train station
- Earn your own local copy of the original video
- Create your own Dumb Ways character from loads of facial features, accessories and more!

Watch the original Webby and Cannes award-winning video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

Watch the original Webby and Cannes award-winning video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

© Metro Trains Melbourne, Dumb Ways to Die™

iPhone Screenshots

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iPad Screenshots

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App Changes

  • May 07, 2013 Initial release
  • May 16, 2013 New version 1.1
  • June 24, 2013 New version 1.2
  • August 01, 2013 New version 1.3
  • September 17, 2013 New version 1.4
  • January 20, 2014 New version 1.43
  • February 24, 2014 New version 1.5
  • August 11, 2014 New version 1.6
  • October 20, 2016 New version 1.7
  • December 09, 2016 New version 1.8.0
  • February 19, 2017 New version 2.0.0
  • March 26, 2017 New version 2.1.0
  • April 28, 2017 New version 2.2.0

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