What's New

Our Beans have discovered even more dumb ways to die in four new mini-games!

HAIR RESCUE – Numpty’s fiery hair has spread to the rest of the building. Bounce him to safety with the trampoline.
ELECTRO-CUTE – Keep appliances from electrocuting Dummkopf while he’s doing the dishes.
CROSSING CATASTROPHE – Make sure Bonehead drives safely at level crossings.
SNAKE SNACK – Mishap’s rattlesnake wants to eat something new. Make sure it’s the bacon!

iMessage Sticker Store: Earn coins by playing the game and spend them on brand new stickers of your favourite dim-witted friends.

Ad Removal: Disable popup ads with this highly-requested feature.

Mini-game tweaks, bug fixes and performance enhancements.

We’ll be back soon with new Dumb Ways To Die – thanks for playing!

App Description

You've seen the video - now the lives of those charmingly dumb Beans are in your hands.

Enjoy 26 hilarious mini-games as you attempt to collect all the charmingly dumb Beans for your train station, achieve high scores and unlock the famous music video that started it all.

Download the FREE game now to enjoy the new fun and remember, be safe around trains. A message from Metro.

GAMEPLAY
- Why is his hair on fire? Who cares, just RUN!
- Quickly wipe your screen free of puke
- Balance that wobbling glue eater
- Flick the piranhas out of range of those precious private parts
- Swat wasps before it's too late
- Best not invite that psycho killer inside
- Carefully remove forks from toasters
- Help self-taught pilots
- Get back from the edge of the platform you fools
- Have patience at level crossings
- No crossing the tracks! Not even for balloons!
- And who knew rattlesnakes were so picky about mustard?
- Doing your own electrical work? Choose the wires carefully
- Mind the gap! Board the train safely
- Space is no fun without a helmet. Put it on now!
- Stop the clothes dryer. It’s a terrible hiding place!
- Scratched the drug dealer’s ride, now avoid his bat
- Taking expired medicine is not recommended
- Selling your kidneys on the internet? Don’t bleed out!
- Perform a daring rescue from a burning building
- Washing dishes can be deadly! Prevent electrocution
- Remember to stop at level crossings
- Everyone loves bacon! Even rattlesnakes!

PLUS
- Perfect your dumb-death prevention skills to unlock the full set of characters for your train station
- Earn your own local copy of the original video
- Compete against friends and highly skilled strangers on the Game Center leaderboard

Watch the original Webby and Cannes award-winning video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

© Metro Trains Melbourne, Dumb Ways to Die™

iPhone Screenshots

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iPad Screenshots

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App Changes

  • May 07, 2013 Initial release
  • May 16, 2013 New version 1.1
  • June 24, 2013 New version 1.2
  • August 01, 2013 New version 1.3
  • September 17, 2013 New version 1.4
  • January 20, 2014 New version 1.43
  • February 24, 2014 New version 1.5
  • August 11, 2014 New version 1.6
  • October 20, 2016 New version 1.7
  • December 09, 2016 New version 1.8.0

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