5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself)
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Current Version: 1.0.1 released 2009-10-23
Price: 2.99
Category: Games :: Action
App Description
REVIEWS:
"Staple your forehead, drink toilet water, pee on computers... The amount of objects that you can interact with and the objects that can be combined with others for even more lethal damage is pretty amazing."
- Touch Arcade
"Smack yourself in the face with a stapler (Swingline or Boston, it doesn't matter), smash your head in a photo copier, ignite a fire extinguisher and point it at your face, put your hand in a guillotine, do a head stand on a paper shredder and engage in all manner of ingenious self-destruction in the fluorescent-lit hell of a modern office.... Smash your skull against the 'Buy It!' to go and take a closer look."
- Pocket Gamer
"Anyone who enjoys Adult Swims brutal sense of humour in shows like Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Frisky Dingo will struggle not to cough up a lung from laughing at this wonderfully disgraceful game."
- Know Your Mobile
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GAME DESCRIPTION:
You're a common, everyday desk jockey at some blah company, sitting in your blah cubicle. Suddenly you decide that you'd rather die than go to another stupid meeting. But how to get the job done Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) is a fast-paced adventure game in which you have exactly 5 minutes to kill yourself before the next boring meeting starts. Fortunately, your office is filled with a great variety of fun and dangerous objects < staplers, copiers, blow torches, a shark tank, and even a pack of rabid weasels.
Easy-to-use controls makes killing yourself a delight
Single and Multiplayer modes
Challenge friends in a race to the death
Challenge strangers in a race to the death
Taunt your Facebook friends with your score
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