Oh the office. 15 years ago people went to the office to work. They went in, did their jobs, went home, and the world was a great place. Remember how great the late 90's were? I'm pretty sure that it had something to do with the internet just being in infancy.
Now we're in the midst of a recession and people have clearly checked out for good. Computers are now just Facebook cesspools, with all of their online games and do-dads. People get so caught up in joining mafias and growing farms that office production in some industries has halted to a standstill.
Today though... oh today. Today is the launch day for Office Heroes, a game that lets you pretend you are working while you may or not be at work. If you don't like your job, you can completely zone out and be anything you want, do anything you want, and even dress any way you want. You can even collaborate with friends to help them reach for the stars.
It's like The Sims meeting Farmville in an online quest to pretend to do absolutely nothing while you are really doing absolutely nothing. Go for it... it's free!