"Come out to the MONSTER JAM this sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY to see some RIP ROARING ACTION and EXTREME CRASHES!"
I love monster truck commercials, and now I can make my own. Monster Truck Commercial Generator (I got carpal tunnel writing the name) "uses hundreds of little bits of speech to make random monster truck rally commercials." You can use all of the professional clips and play your own iTunes music (or the pre-made tunes) to make over "one TRILLION possible commercials".
This really makes me want to drink POWERTHIRST!!!