That's right folks, the scourge of the kindergarten playground is back and this time it has manifested itself on the the iPod Touch, iPhone and iPad. Mothers lock up your daughters and fathers try to warn your sons about the newest outbreak of this horrible condition that has now advanced beyond being a more than just a figment of your imagination into an actual iOS game.
In what looks to be fun for the entire family, players have to gather stars and dodge cooties, as they attempt to clear every stage. Following the Angry Birds trend, three stars are the goal, but just remember to avoid those noxious kisses, because everyone knows that they are super gross!
Easily the best part about the game is that it is currently on sale for free until May 1st, so be sure to download it before all of your friends get infected. Next up, I want to option the rights to a kindergarten version of Pac-Man and call it "Chill Pills." You know where to send the royalty checks, Namco.