Are You a Bad Enough Dude to Win a Physical Copy of Chainsaw Warrior?

Are you familiar with Chainsaw Warrior? Well you should be, because it's a cool game. It's also based on a solitaire board game from the 80s if you can believe that. And if you'd like a chance to win a copy of said physical board game, Auroch Digital is holding a contest you'll want to check out.

You might recall that the sequel, Chainsaw Warrior: Lords of the Night, was just released recently. This is relevant because, in order to enter the contest, you need to post a review for it to the App Store and then share a screen shot with the developers. Oh but not just any old review will do - you need to 80s it up. To the max.

What you need to do is write a review for Lords of the Night, but make it as super-80s action film as possible. Phrases like "In a world..." will work as a baseline, but you're going to need to pour it on thick if you really want a shot at winning. I'm talking Schwarzenegger one-liners, slow motion jumping in front of explosions, inappropriately peppy fight music, and so on. In other words they want to see something like "The Last Dragon" in game review form.

Once you've written it up you can send a screencap of the review to [email protected] by the end of the month (May 30). Good luck!

Well, what are you waiting for? GET TO DA APP STORE!!