Conditions Are Severe for Those Who Pirate This App

Conditions, for those who purchase, is a basic weather app providing users with information on the weather outside. For example, it will display a 61 degree day with overcast skies. However, conditions get really interesting for those who feel the need to pirate this app, they will witness much harsher weather conditions with temperatures reaching 666 degrees during ARRmageddon (get it? Pirates?)