Balatro review
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Balatro review

Our Review by Campbell Bird on September 27th, 2024
Rating: starstarstarstarhalfstar :: HAND IN HAND
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Balatro is a weird game and so I wrote a weird review of it.

Developer: LocalThunk

Price: $9.99
Version: 1.1.2
App Reviewed on: iPad Pro

Graphics/Sound Rating: starstarstarstarhalfstar
User Interface Rating: starstarstarhalfstarblankstar
Gameplay Rating: starstarstarstarstar
Replay Value Rating: starstarstarstarstar

Overall Rating: starstarstarstarhalfstar

As soon as Balatro made its initial splash earlier this year, my initial thought (which I'm sure many others also had) was "this would be very nice to have on a phone." Well, now it's here, and it's definitely nice. Do yourself a favor and pick up Balatro so long as you don't mind holding your phone sideways.


I will not describe how Balatro works

That opening paragraph is about all I have to say about what Balatro is. If you want to read a good writeup about it, might I suggest this piece by Chris Person over on Aftermath. As for the port, it's a bummer that the game came to mobile and doesn't have some kind of portrait mode, and it seems like the touch controls just track your finger as if it was a mouse cursor, but hey, it works.

Now with all of that out of the way, I want to talk about why Balatro is so good. And I don't mean this in the way that every multi-layered roguelite develops its own brand of sticky gameplay loop that makes it hard to put down. No, I mean why does this game--with its one looping song and playing cards aesthetic--stand out in what is now easy to classify as a veritable ocean of high-quality run-based games.

I will instead talk about why I think it works

The answer, to me, can be boiled down to one word: preparation. In many great roguelites, players learn how to twist tactical advantages into an overarching strategy to clear some of the game's hardest challenges. This is also true in Balatro, naturally (and it is perhaps the most successful title I've played at facilitating this mentality), but the game feels almost equally prepared to thwart you.

In almost every one of these games I've played, either the thresholds for success are so narrow that every run feels like you're scraping by or so wide that you can blow the whole game wide open if you know what you're doing. Balatro, quite fluidly, is extremely capable of both. It feels incredible to put pieces in place such that suddenly you are clearing blinds by orders of magnitude with single hands, but you cannot enjoy this success forever. Balatro has more than enough tricks baked into its own challenge systems that it will almost certainly catch up to you, sooner or later. Combine that with a gambling aesthetic (and mechanics) and some tempting ways to mutate each run, and it's no wonder time disappears every time you play it.


Also a note about Apple Arcade

The only other thing worth addressing in this review is Balatro's split availability on iOS. It seems Apple has fully abandoned the notion of timed exclusivity for Apple Arcade and so both Balatro and Balatro+ released at the same time. For my money, I would stay away from Apple Arcade, a service that has altered what it set out to do significantly since launch, removed over half of the amount of games currently released for it overall, and reportedly does not treat developers well.

If, for some reason, you have Apple Arcade, having access to Balatro is great. What's even better is that if your subscription lapses or Apple Arcade removes Balatro+ from its offerings, the paid version in the regular old App Store is there and your progress tracks between them. What it doesn't do is sync with any non-mobile versions of the game, so perhaps if you already played it elsewhere you might want to take that into consideration.

The bottom line

If you've reached the end here and are wondering what my score has to do with these words, I guess I can break it down here: Although Balatro looks great and is clearly very well designed, I do in fact wish there were some more options to make this mobile version friendlier for the small screen. There are other games that do Balatro's thing with enough of the same kind of flair while also adapting better, and if I'm going out of my way to play the mobile version, that is more important to me. Outside of the hype surrounding this game--which will fade--it shakes out to feeling like another great game to add to a pile of similarly great games.

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