***Half of this month's profits will be donated to the Social Tees Animal Rescue***
If you are looking for an APP to make ALL of your dreams come true this is probably it. Most people will likely find their soulmate, become insanely rich, and achieve near to full enlightenment by using the extreme kernel popping skills that this game will undoubtedly bestow upon you.
After mastering the first few levels show your friends and family your EXTREME popping skills...They will most likely praise you for being the person they always knew you could be. You will finally achieve the admiration and respect of your peers that you have been longing for.
Show your boss how to play and you will probably be promoted to CAO - Chief Awesomeness Officer.
Still in school? Show this game to your teachers and instantly gain their respect. WARNING they will most likely forget about their lesson plan and ask you to teach a class on Kernel Popping Awesomeness!
While results may vary, tons of kernel popping action and ENDLESS FUN awaits you inside of this glorious game.
Download now, or most likely live in sorrow for the rest of eternity.
Time Attack, Puzzle Modes, and many easter eggs coming soon!
- August 05, 2014 Initial release