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Simply hold your iPhone near your hindquarters, and let loose any gaseous air that might be lingering in your colon. Yes, this is a Fart App with participation. FartZam HD! will "smell" your fart, and tell you what you should and should not be eating. Imagine a near future where you can fart into your iPhone and learn, "YOU NEED MORE FIBER." Or, perhaps, "LACTOSE INTOLERANT." Head off potential illness with "SCHEDULE A PROCTOLOGY EXAM."
In our highly connected world, any iOS app worth it's weight in farts will share your health status with social media. FartZam! HD is no different. Send the facts of your fecal environmental impact to your Twitter followers, Facebook friends, and even Last.fm user lists. Create a playlist to share on Grooveshark of your favorite fart moments, along with their associated medical diagnosis, like, "LESS ASPARAGUS, MORE LETTUCE."
FartZam will be available, "sometime this month," according to the developers, who are ready to release this cloud-based app on the iTunes App Store and rake in the money.