What's New

• World Ranking Added
• Calculation Fixes
• Notifications

App Description

The app that will tell you how you truly SIZE UP to the rest of the world, what condom to get and a ton more!

***** TOP 10 iTunes App (All Categories) *****
***** Featured in over 100 countries in "What's Hot"
***** Featured on Howard Stern, Yahoo News, PC Mag, Huff Post Tech, Glamour, and more!
***** On Release Went VIRAL Immediately *****

***** "This is the app every man should have. The condom calculator provides a very accurate result for what size and condom to use." -Zack

This app includes:
• Your "PETER" World Ranking!
• Your Recommended Condom Size!
• Your Recommended Condom Type!
• Educational Condom Tips
• Condom Chart with Over 30 types
• Condom Fun Facts
• How To Tutorials
• Recommended Apps

***** "One Word. HILARIOUS!" -Frank

What are you waiting for?

I know you're dying to find out your world ranking :)

Condoms prevent pregnancy 98% of the time so making sure yours fits snugly and correctly will decrease the probability of pregnancy.

"This app is hilarious! I knew when I bought it it was for entertainment. It has some useful tips and facts that are really interesting, and my friends found it funny too. I don't know why anyone would give it less than 4 stars - its a good time waster and it's definitely worth it." -Bobby

***** "Fun to show and talk about with friends" -Nate

Download now and have some fun.

***** Disclaimer *******
*This app is for educational and entertainment purposes only.

iPhone Screenshots

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iPad Screenshots

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App Changes

  • January 25, 2013 Initial release
  • February 02, 2013 New version 1.1
  • March 26, 2013 New version 1.2
  • April 01, 2014 New version 1.7

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