What's New

Optimized for iOS 7 with additional improvements and bug fixes.

App Description

Will Mustache Wisdom change the way you experience the world? Uhm...Yes! No longer will you have to make life-altering decisions on your own! From this day forward, all of your most important decisions can be made with the help of an all-knowing, all-powerful, talking mustache.

6 ‘staches to choose from!
•MANLY ‘STACHE
•PIRATE ‘STACHE
•MAGICAL ‘STACHE
•FLAVOR SAVER ‘STACHE
•MARIACHI ‘STACHE
•SUPER FLY ‘STACHE

Each ‘stache answers your “yes” or “no” questions in its own funny way!

•Includes over 300 unique answers.
•Poke, scratch, tickle, and shake the mustaches to unlock even more funny sounds.
•No typing required. App detects your voice! Find a quiet spot, speak clearly, and wisdom is yours!

Easy to use!

•Just open app, pick a ’stache, and ask whatever your heart desires.
•Click mustache icon on corner of screen to change ‘staches.
•Tap circle on corner of screen to record a video capturing every brilliant second of you and your mustache’s conversation. When finished, you can choose to play, email, save, or share your recorded video on Facebook.
•Tap triangle on corner of “pick-a-stache” screen to reveal additional settings.
•And remember! Bored mustaches fall asleep. If your ‘stache nods off, you’ll have to shake your iPhone or iPad to wake him up.
•iPods: Because of memory limitations with the 4th Generation iPod, Mustache Wisdom is optimized for the 5th Generation or above.

iPhone Screenshots

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App Changes

  • June 09, 2014 Initial release