Scram, you pesky ants! Shoo! I'm throwing a bash and you critters are giving me the heebie-jeebies.
Oh-ho, let me tell you, they'll come at your food like screaming demons, they will, wave after wave of hungry scavengers, so you had best be fast. Squish 'em, squash 'em, that's what I do…them ants are cruising for a bruising and there's no time to make nice with 'em. BAM! Right in the kisser.
Don't get ants in your pants…or in your food. Pull up your socks, roll up your sleeves, and get ready to squash some ant!
- June 13, 2014 Initial release