What's New

This app has been updated by Apple to use the latest Apple signing certificate.

General improvements and bug fixes.

App Description

For all loyal listeners & Black Squadron members of the Adam & Joe 6Music radio show. The NonSense 9000 sound board features over 60 laugh out loud funny sound bites and jingles:
NonSense NonSense NonSense!.
Maybe YOU SHOULDN"T BE LIVING HERE!
Maybe YOU SHOULDN"T BE LIVING HEEEEEEERE!
Lolley bit o' Biff.
Want some biff, cut the nice fat off the biff.
And that's nice you have to chew thru the biff.
Cos my accents are very accurate.
Unidentified item in the bagging area.
Don't be denny different, Why be denny different?
Blinda Date, Bye!
Hahaha heheheya...pfffft.
How dare he.
My name is not Mon, nor is it Fadge.
Och no!
SMARTIES make me naughty, what you want?
Aaaagh, aaaaaaagh, AAAAAAAGH!
Cutting off their Tongues and making bunting.
Variety is the splice of life
+ lots more....

Enjoy & have fun.

iPhone Screenshots

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iPad Screenshots

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App Changes

  • June 17, 2014 Initial release
  • July 14, 2016 Price decrease: $1.99 -> FREE!
  • June 15, 2019 New version 2.0.2

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