App DescriptionGet one of the hottest applications to hit the streets!
Sick of all the gun applications on the market? Try the new craze, the iKnife!!!
With the iKnife!!!, you will never have to worry about leaving the house defenseless. Simply whip out the iKnife!!! and defend yourself from the haters!
With a variety of pre-crafted shanks to choose from, the iKnife!!! guarantees hours of entertainment. He who shanks is king!
The iKnife!!! makes full use of the built-in accelerometer and touch screen features. Simply thrust the iknife!!! to produce a satisfying shank sound. If the touch screen is preferred, tapping any of the shanks on screen will result in an equally satisfying result.
With the undeniable success of the iKnife!!!, the buyer can expect many frequent updates including new and improved shank choices, more finely tuned accelerometer interactions, and eventual mini games.
Downloading the iKnife!!! is an investment in your happiness!
Though the iknife!!! is truly a wonder to behold, it is NOT an actual weapon. Therefore, the creator of this application must insist that no one attempt to hit the iPhone/iPod Touch against any object or living thing. Not only may this result in harm to your property, but in the wrong situation could result in getting your butt kicked.
September 22, 2010 Initial Release