App Description

There are plenty of apps that help you pick a baby name, but how many apps out there tell you what name NOT to pick?

Choosing a good baby name is important, but avoiding a bad one is even more so. Nobody wants their kid to get beat up on the playground every day just because Mom and Dad thought it'd be cute and trendy to drop the name "Avocado" on them. Fortunately, with careful, diligent use of this app you can help prevent common naming mishaps such as this, and help ensure a pleasant, beating-free childhood experience for your future child.


Terrible Baby Names offers:

A WHOLE HOT MESS OF BAD BABY NAMES: by our calculations, there are a a gi-normous amount of name combinations in this sucker. Grab some popcorn, take a half day, and soak in it.

FUN CATEGORIES OF TERRIBLENESS: Perhaps you're the picky type, and choosing just any old style of terrible name won't do. You can pick what type of kid you think you're going to have: Hipster, Redneck, Sports Nut, Geek, Princess, or Hip-Hop Mogul.

SOCIAL MEDIA INTEGRATION TO SHARE THE SHAME: Post your favorite (or least favorite) Terrible Baby Names via easy access to Twitter, Facebook, or email. See if your friends can out-terrible you!

SAVE YOUR FAVORITE TERRIBLE NAMES: Make sure you have a go-to list of things you won't be naming your baby when you make the trip to the hospital. Weird decisions can happen under medication.

AND BEST OF ALL - IT'S FREAKING FREE! Save that 99 cents you would have spent if we'd charged you, and use it to send your kid to college for approximately 3.7 minutes.

So - there you have it. A free app that can save your future kid's future social life. We're happy to help.

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