What's New

39 NEW sounds, including some seasonal surprises designed to disgust and bring some festive relief!

So what's fresh?
Baked Beans, Blitzen, Blow Hole, Bog Standard, Brussels Sprout, Chitty Bang Bang, Comet, Cookie Monster, Cupid, Cupid, Dasher, Donner, Fart Hog, Fudge Cake, Grotto Queue Jumper, Ignominious Inhalation, Irish Coffee, Malodorous Beast, Nelly The Elephant, Phatt Bass, Ping Pong, Pop Tart, Posh Spice, Prancer, Quantum Leap, Rain Check, Rudolf, Slurry, Sonic Boom, Sticky Treakle, Submarine Sonar, Tactical Nuke, Timber, Turkey Stuffing, Vixen, Whipped Cream, White Porcelain Throne, Winnet The Poo, Yack Attack

As always - 100% REAL!

App Description

SKUNK - 100% REAL FARTS!

Everyone's favourite cat-sized American mammal of the weasel family, with distinctive black-and-white-striped fur can now be downloaded as your perfect fart-a-friend.
When threatened, usually by inquisitive fingers or in some cases sudden motion, it blasts a curious spray of foul-smelling irritant stereo-sound from its rear glands toward its attacker.

WHERE TO SKUNK?
Recommend use in a warm dry place.

Places include but are not limited to: the office, boring board rooms, black tie events, long bank queues, cinema premieres, school libraries, golf courses, camp fires, rest rooms, elevators, public transport, road trips, south carolina, maps and 'everywhere like such as'.

WHEN TO SKUNK?
Any situation when your natural resources are exhausted. Now you got a full can of whoopass right in your pocket!
Note: It is deemed proper etiquette to advise one of a squeamish nature to maintain a safe distance at all times.

USES INCLUDE:
• Prank Games! - Play the old implication/entrapment gag famously celebrated as 'Whodunnit' and 'It Wasn't Me'.
• Ambush! - Surprise granny when she sits down to watch TV. I bet be she hasn't heard of 'Hidden SKUNK Crouching Liger'!
• Buzzer! - Nowadays outdated bell technology used in many hotel lobbies fail to gain the immediate attention you deserve.
• Party! - Metaphorical ice breaking or bridge burning. You decide!

WHY IS SKUNK SO GOOD?
• Off the charts in terms of flatulent performance. (So BAD its GOOD.)
• High in levity. (So good it's not even funny. NOT)
• 100% organic. Made from non-renewable resources. (So you know it's good!)
SKUNK blows the competition away!

HOW TO SKUNK.
Simply PRESS the SKUNK to unleash a random surprise in stereo sound!

For connoisseurs who know what they want, click the tab bar at the top to show/hide controls.
You can select the sound, enable accelerometer motion detection for 'shake to trigger' action, enable automated mode for repeated SKUNK attacks and set a time delay for that special SKUNK surprise!

111 SKUNK SCENTS AVAILABLE - 39 NEW SOUNDS ADDED:
Baked Beans, Blitzen, Blow Hole, Bog Standard, Brussels Sprout, Chitty Bang Bang, Comet, Cookie Monster, Cupid, Cupid, Dasher, Donner, Fart Hog, Fudge Cake, Grotto Queue Jumper, Ignominious Inhalation, Irish Coffee, Malodorous Beast, Nelly The Elephant, Phatt Bass, Ping Pong, Pop Tart, Posh Spice, Prancer, Quantum Leap, Rain Check, Rudolf, Slurry, Sonic Boom, Sticky Treakle, Submarine Sonar, Tactical Nuke, Timber, Turkey Stuffing, Vixen, Whipped Cream, White Porcelain Throne, Winnet The Poo, Yack Attack

PEOPLE WHO LIKE SKUNK MIGHT ALSO MIGHT LIKE:
Musk, Brute, Old Spice, Essence of Man, Eau de Toilette

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT SKUNK:
- Ron Burgundy says "Stings the nostrils in a good way!"
- Mumma Gump said "SKUNK is like a box of chocolates!"
- Archimedes exclaims "U-reeka!"

TROUBLESHOOTING - NO SOUND?
Please use OS 2.2.1 or above.
Make sure your volume is turned up.
Make sure you have not switched on vibrate and your phone is not muted on side.

DOWNLOAD SKUNK GOODIES & WALLPAPERS:
http://www.iphoneskunk.com

SKUNK for iPhone - When Nature Calls!

App Screen Shots

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App Changes

February 05, 2014 New version 2.0
December 22, 2011 Price Decrease: $0.99 -> FREE!
April 18, 2011 Price Decrease: $0.99 -> FREE!
August 03, 2009 Initial Release

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