What's NewNew Comebacks Added! Thanks for sending the suggestions. There's some great ones.
App DescriptionThe Comeback Kid
Quick comebacks and easy insults.
Every once in awhile, you just want to be wittier than the person you are talking to. Even if you are sharper than a tack, some days youre just hung over and need a boost. For those tense times, there is Tah Dah! The Comeback Kid loaded with witty comebacks and sharp insults.
If you wilt when someone mentions your weight or talks about how pretty your friends are, then this app is for you.
Yes, when someone whose teeth are brighter than they are slings an insult at you, you can tell them where to go. You can sling back at them with a cool and calm exterior like they have never seen before.
Next time someone is building up to insult you, open this app up and shake it or tap it until you find the perfect comeback. Every time you shake it (or tap) a new comeback shows up like magic. Yes, it is magic. Its Apple magic.
Then, to give you the utmost impact, hit a sound button and get a drum roll, a theater full of laughter or a cool cat call. Score! You did it.
There are funny sounds to accentuate your super intelligent response. Be the envy of your friends.
You can do it. Yes, you can!
Wait is there hesitation in the air? How can you be wittier than Troy or Samantha? Youre beginning to doubt that you can do it? STOP!! Get the app. Be bold. For once, for Gods sake, just do it!
Your Momma didnt raise no wimp. Plus, its only a buck. One good zinger and youre money is well spent. So, dont eat crow. Serve it up! Serve it up good.
1.Shake or tap the iPhone and get a new zinger.
2.Choose a hilarious sound. Just tap the speaker icon and play it for extra Umph.
3.Theres a search screen to quickly find your favorite comeback.
4.Bask in your new found glory - this feature is up to you.
Help us make it better. Go to the support page and send us your suggestion or your favorite comeback and, if we add it to the app, well send you a lame Thank You and a picture of the crew so you can throw darts at us for not paying you the immense royalty you deserve. Well also post your super smart comeback on our site with credits (if you send them and we approve of them).
April 30, 2011 Price Decrease: $0.99 -> FREE!
February 20, 2009 Initial Release